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2008/8/25 下午 03:50:07
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said: "If you kiss me, Ill turn into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave
you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an
entire week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned
it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, Ill stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.."
Again, the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into
his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? Ive told you Im a
beautiful princess, that Ill stay with you for a year and do
anything you want. Why wont you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, Im an engineer. I dont have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.
來源 : http://som.twbbs.org/klee/notebook/topic/jokee.htm
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